oral castration

The act of using ones mouth to bite/tear off a person's (generally a male's ) genitalia and/or penis thus resulting in immense pain/suffering, and, in some cases, coma or death.

Rick: "Did you hear what Stacy did to John when she found out he was cheating on her?"
James: "No! What happened?"
Rick: "Apparently she was going to give him head but actually gave him an oral castration!"
James: "Dang! That had to hurt!"

by Chief_Keef July 28, 2014

Mental Castration

The art of mentally manipulating someone so badly that they can't even begin to think about having sex

Everything was fine until she told me she used to be a man, then I underwent a mental castration every time I seen her naked.my shit was softer than Spongebob.

by LandoThaJuggalo December 28, 2010

electronic castration

The removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life.

My teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless I threaten him with electronic castration.

by mommylovesteens March 11, 2012

Self-castration

The act of removing one's own testes, normally caused by overexposure to emasculating content.

Shane performed a self-castration after watching "twilight".

by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

Castration

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

castration fantasy

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

by viking48 February 28, 2009

self-castration

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...

Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!

by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012