A place where all younger people complain about how horrible it is but make no attempt to make it better.
Girl 1: I hate how boring it is here in Cape Coral.
Guy 1: Yeah, me too. I wish I was back in New York or Boston because thats where my parents are from so that means im from there.
Sensible Teenager: Why don't you two try and make it better by writing to your local government or signing a petition or doing something productive?
Guy and Girl 1: What?
Guy 1: Yeah, me too. I wish I was back in New York or Boston because thats where my parents are from so that means im from there.
Sensible Teenager: Why don't you two try and make it better by writing to your local government or signing a petition or doing something productive?
Guy and Girl 1: What?
by Eduardo The Magnificent March 25, 2009
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It's drama-ridden full of 13 year old bubblegum bullshit, has a lot of "kr3ws" like Lush Kr3w and Camalot Kids.
Most of the "locals" are over 70.
It's drama-ridden full of 13 year old bubblegum bullshit, has a lot of "kr3ws" like Lush Kr3w and Camalot Kids.
Most of the "locals" are over 70.
by Hmphhhhhh March 10, 2008
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Saw the other definition for this mediocre school is 11 years out of date so figured I would give the current situation. Of course right now the broccoli hair that makes you look like a total douche paint sniffer and vaping like there's no god damn tomorrow is oh so popular. The teachers are generally pretty cool but some a bit bitchy, classes tend to be chill and same for classmates except the occasional freshmen stuck in his class clown phase who thinks being loud and racist is funny and freshmen girls who think they are really hot and try to pull juniors. Bathrooms are the usual, warzone like Russia vs Ukraine and doors that were stolen like 10 years ago and never replaced, flushing is an unknown action, wet toilet paper on the ceiling, piss puddles, you know the drill. Only real annoyance is the freshmen and seniors who think moaning and slurs in the cafeteria is hilarious (see freshmen mention). There's a decent amount of chill people though such as band and sport players which aren't jocky like it's the 80's as some others in some schools tend to be and some dude named Daniel from Germany that sells baller chocolate which I have easily bought by the hundreds by now. Although it is kind of a relief from the drug den schools like Island Coast and North Fort Myers, its mediocrity makes it pretty uneventful and not much crazy shit happens like you might hear elsewhere. If you just want to chill and get through high school generally easy, come fuck around I guess.
Guy 1: "I go to Cape Coral High School!"
Guy 2: "Get raided by cops yet?"
Guy 1: "Surprisingly not, but there is tiktok."
Guy 2: "God help you."
Guy 2: "Get raided by cops yet?"
Guy 1: "Surprisingly not, but there is tiktok."
Guy 2: "God help you."
by The truth about what is real February 27, 2022
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Ida S. Baker kids are all full of themselves
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Cape Coral High School kids-ALL POSERS!!!
most old people live here.
we have a lot of snow birds that come here in the winter.
most teens that live here hate it so damn much and can't wiat to leave when their 18.
13-14 year olds try to be cool, but arn't
kids try so hard to impress others they don't even know who they are in the end.
it's pretty sad.. so if i were you
NEVER COME TO CAPE CORAL!!!!
Ida S. Baker kids are all full of themselves
Mariner high school kids are all beners
Cape Coral High School kids-ALL POSERS!!!
most old people live here.
we have a lot of snow birds that come here in the winter.
most teens that live here hate it so damn much and can't wiat to leave when their 18.
13-14 year olds try to be cool, but arn't
kids try so hard to impress others they don't even know who they are in the end.
it's pretty sad.. so if i were you
NEVER COME TO CAPE CORAL!!!!
by GibsonSGPlyr December 25, 2008
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Nothing happens in Cape Coma.
It is the Florida city people talk about when they say old people come here to die.
Nothing happens in this fucking town!
Nothing happens in Cape Coma.
It is the Florida city people talk about when they say old people come here to die.
Nothing happens in this fucking town!
by Ian Powell September 28, 2006
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by Whitey Smallz August 28, 2005
Get the Cape coral mug.1. The place where every old person in America comes to die.
2. The 5th largest city in Florida, although you cant tell, because nobody, except its residents, knows it even exists.
3. A place where every scene kid in America seems to live, and for fun activities, well you can find some of the "local scene beans" behind the mcdonalds at camalot snorting cocaine, and other various illegal substances.
4.A place that has nothing to do, except for marquee cinemas, and sun splash.
5. A drama filled city, mostly because of all the scene kids, so if your life is boring, become scene.
2. The 5th largest city in Florida, although you cant tell, because nobody, except its residents, knows it even exists.
3. A place where every scene kid in America seems to live, and for fun activities, well you can find some of the "local scene beans" behind the mcdonalds at camalot snorting cocaine, and other various illegal substances.
4.A place that has nothing to do, except for marquee cinemas, and sun splash.
5. A drama filled city, mostly because of all the scene kids, so if your life is boring, become scene.
Very Old Person 1: Hey honey, where do you want to move?
Very Old Person 2: Lets move to Cape Coral, seeing as were going to die soon anyways!
Normal Kid 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Normal Kid 2: Lets go somewhere fun!
Normal Kid 3: How about Maruee Cinemas, or Sun Splash!
Normal Kid 1: But Maruee Cinemas is filled with SCENE KIDS!
Very Old Person 2: Lets move to Cape Coral, seeing as were going to die soon anyways!
Normal Kid 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Normal Kid 2: Lets go somewhere fun!
Normal Kid 3: How about Maruee Cinemas, or Sun Splash!
Normal Kid 1: But Maruee Cinemas is filled with SCENE KIDS!
by hxc scene kid, fo sho. August 1, 2008
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