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cannon cat

A Civil War buff: someone whose passion is to collect and discuss all things Civil War. From the cannons that were the weapon of choice during the war.
Don't start talking to Jeff about American history---he's a cannon cat, and he'll bore you to death with all the technical details.
by pentozali May 3, 2010
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Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.
by The accommodator August 19, 2019
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Cannon Cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"
by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020
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Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.
Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!
by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021
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cannon-fodder complex

Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.

Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.

2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!

3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
by Mark H July 10, 2004
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Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.
"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"
by Tom26 November 12, 2013
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Parts Cannon

When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.
Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!
by flying July 3, 2012
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