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Cammered

When an individual consumes a large amount of one or many types of alcoholic beverages, resulting in an extremely intoxicated physical state involving the loss of all or many motor skills, little to no sentence formation, slurred speech and complete incapacity to stand or walk without assistance from others. Also typical with this type of inebriation is the utter inability to respond to questions, and most commonly, the individual will reply with a series of short spurts of laughter.
Person 1: Dude, did you go to Clerkexamoff's last night?

Person 2: Yeah bruh, they were so Cammered!!!
by Be Easy B Keezy December 1, 2010
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cammer

A contraction of camgirl and spammer; usually a live person (not a bot) advertising a pay-to-view type site.
A living bot.
1) I was in a chatroom when suddenly this cammer showed up and tried to get us to check her out. At first we thought it was a bot, but they started chatting with us. It was probably a dude.
2) I logged in to my IM and some gal wanted to add me. We started chatting, but all she wanted was to get me to subscribe to her webcam. Just another cammer.
by hootentom August 1, 2007
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An Extreamly Attractive Person,
Oh That Cammers, I Definitly Would
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cammel jockey

fuckin' middle eastern trash (note: not all middle easterners are trash- just the cammel Jockeys)
fucking cammel jockey!
by BustaRiggs October 3, 2003
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cammered

To get extremely drunk, vomit infront of you host's younger siblings/ children, and roll in digested spaghetti.
Guy 1: Dude, do you remember what you did last night?

Guy 2: Man, I remember absolutley nothing from last night.

Guy 3: You got completely cammered and now the kids think you're lactose.

Guy 4: Fuck.
by Rzad December 9, 2009
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Cammed

Cammed (v)- Similar to a duff, getting cammed involved a manipulative "relationship." Typically involves an attractive, art-oriented member of the opposite sex. This person will befriend in a seductive way, the victim. The victim will ultimately fall in love with the Cammer. The Cammer may choose to engage physically with the victim, however, they will never give the victim the security of a relationship. The Cammer will typically have a boy/girl -friend on the side and this will be the "facebook official" relationship. The "relationship" between the Cammer and the victim will typically be kept a secret, so as to add to the pain. In some cases, the Cammer will physically harm the victim, but this will typically happen once the victim is manipulated enough that they cannot leave the "relationship" regardless of physical harm. In most other cases, the Cammer will use the victim as their trashcan of terrible "art" or "poetry." They will also typically flaunt their knowledge of French and/or other romance languages.
Oh my goodness, I must have been Cammed or something! I'm stuck in a go-nowhere relationship with a narcissistic poet!
by CeKem December 20, 2010
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