calamity 

a badass gundamin gundam seed who 0wnxor the other n00b gun-damns with its big gats. It rides on a little birdy gundam shooting sensless piecess of cannonfodder

cannon fodder: ohhhh noooo its teh calamity gundamn!!!! *argh gets shot by teh calamity!

calamity by Calamity October 5, 2003

Calamity 

The sexiest skin in fortnite, maybe even gaming history.

Yo stage 1 Calamity im finna risk it all.

Calamity by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

Calamity 

A quiet girl at first, she's the epitome of a nerd, glasses and all. Loyalty is extremely important to her, since she's had her heart broken before. Her friends are basically her sisters, all if them protective of each other. This girl will knock out a guy if he cheats on one of her besties, I mean, she's a Taurus, what do you expect? She's good at anything she sets her mind to, very headstrong but also stubborn. She LOVES music, reading, and the ULTIMATE FANGIRL. Good luck trying NOT to get hugged by her, she calls herself clingy but everybody thinks that she's just a cuddle bunny :). Has low self esteem but amazing friends always cheer her up. She has a hard home life but dismisses it with a laugh. Has a record for being the first person to laugh at something. Can be guarded at times. Loves Netflix and movies, but had no sense of fashion. Worst fear: being alone. Is someone who you am count on. Always there for you. Will get anyone to laugh. Can come up with a random topic in a snap. Sarcastic and sly at times. Believes to be undefeated at flappy bird; high score is 4. Loves to sleep and hates haters. Did I mention that she was the ultimate fangirl? Well she is. No artistic abilities whatsoever but amazing at grammar and English. That's about it...

RandomDude 1: that girl Cal is pretty awesome.

RandomDude 2: there's no chance man, she's the ultimate Calamity.

RandomDude 1: unless you're Robbie Kay...

Calamity by CalamityCantBeBeat November 5, 2015

Calamity 

A very gay kid, That listens to pussy punk rock and posts at SilentAggression.net

That calamity, He sure is gay

Calamity by Calamity'sMyHoe April 14, 2005

Calamity 

The brother of Roofie and a close ally, Calamity has been the victor of many battles he has never lost. There was a time where Roofie and Calamity arm wrestled and broke their way in the core of the earth, they came back out with coats on because how cold the middle was.

Calamity just ripped Thor’s head off!!

Calamity by The God Roofie February 26, 2019

Calamity 

ZAYN MALIKS BEST SONG IN THE ENTIRE WORLD STREAM NOBODY IS LISTENING

"have you heard calamity by Zayn?"

"Yes it's the best song."
"I know"

Calamity by Xwallst19 April 10, 2022

Calamity

A group of 4 or more wankers

Look over there it's a calamity

Calamity by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026