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Affirmation

With my full awareness as I speak my affirmations the Universe receives by law of attraction.
by G'ity September 4, 2021
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Confirmation Pee

The urine that comes forth after depositing fecal matter in the toilet as to let you know that you are 100% complete with poo poo download!
"Man, I tried to stand up before the confirmation pee and let me tell you......I was NO WHERE near thru crappin!"
"Just because youve had the confirmation pee doesnt mean youre done poopin WHAT SO EVER!"
by Yeast and Hopps March 6, 2008
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kill confirmation

the act of approaching a person shot and possibly only wounded and from close-range, shooting again, even repeatedly, to assure death.
Israel's High Court accepted the appeal of journalist Ilana Dayan. Dayan and Telad were ordered to pay the officer, knows as Captain R., NIS 300,000 for showing footage and airing audio tapes that suggested he had made a "kill confirmation" of 13-year-old Iman al-Hams near an IDF fortification in Rafah in the Gaza Strip in 2004.
by Shilonian March 27, 2012
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Affirmation

The acknowledgement of a colleague's job well done. It was first invented by Enda McKenna in 1947 in his magnum opus on "Motivation of Female Staff in the Male Dominated Workplace". Its purpose was to recognise the added value brought to the business world by women after the Second World War; such as round-the-clock provision of biscuits, coffee and sexual favours. More recently, affirmations have become a desired method of motivation by both sexes. Traditionally, affirmation is delivered by a firm, open-handed pat to the posterior. However, there are many variations; such as the "Snap-To" where a short, sharp delivery results in surprise, awe and a warm after glow. Softer versions are the "Double" and "Triple" pats where two or three affirmations are delivered in quick succession to confirm the high level of performance currently being delivered. The third and rarely used version is the "Spank and Linger". This is when the affirmation is singular but contact is maintained, conveying the message of a job well done, worthy of additional "rewards".
Winston: Did you see that annual report that Miss Wells drew up?
Charles: Yes... jolly good for a woman. Perhaps an affirmation is deserved?
Winston: Excellent idea, a Spank and Linger I think.
Charles: Here she comes now.
*spank*... linger
Miss Wells: Oooh!
Winston: Good report. See me after work!
by Miss Tessmacher November 2, 2010
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Affirmationists

A team of people who validate/confirm your perceptions, feelings, ideas, etc
My affirmationists boosted me out of my depression
by Shell true December 18, 2016
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Monetization of Confirmation Bias

The monetization of confirmation bias is the act of generating revenue from a person or group of peoples preconceived conclusion or thoughts.
That industry is making a large amount of money off of the Monetization of Confirmation Bias.
by Marlo L February 18, 2019
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The Fry Affirmation

In an argument between two or more parties, at any time one party may invoke the Fry Affirmation. That is to say if that person can find any documented evidence that Stephen Fry broadly agrees with their stance on the matter, then said person automatically wins the argument.

Please note the Fry Affirmation applies to documented evidence only. If you happen to have Stephen Fry to hand during an argument please see Fry Arbitration, The for more information.
Maisy: Can you action this for me please?

John: Sure... If you can ask me again without brutalising my ears with your ugly noun/verbage. I don't see why in the 20th Cen... What... What are you doing?

Maisy: I'm searching for a video that I think may interest you.

John: Oh... Wait a minute. Are you about to invoke the Fry Affirmation? Because I'm...

Maisy: Here we go... To paraphrase: Mr Stephen Fry thinks we should relax about the ever evolving use of language and he specifically references the acceptability of nouns used as verbs.

John: I'm sorry - You were right. If you need me I will be actioning that task you gave me.
by axolotl5 October 10, 2011
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