Caffeine Life Support

A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.

Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.

by vivajobama December 24, 2010

Cuffing the dummy

Masturbating

Peewee got caught cuffing the dummy in the porn theater.

by Macsloan December 11, 2014

caffeine

The only drug it's socially acceptable to be completely addicted to.

"Don't do drugs, kids" said the teacher as she sipped on her extra-large coffee, consuming 200 mg of caffeine in the process.

by Trajork September 15, 2009

flying coffin

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

by The Return of Light Joker February 3, 2012

coffin sex

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.

A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.

by un-named August 29, 2006

cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin

"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"

by hippiechick38 March 25, 2007

coming out of the coffin

similar to the term "coming out of the closet" but involves a person to tell their family about there attraction to dead bodies (aka) necrophilia. the term also means for a body to come out of the closet.

person 1: mum dad come here please.
mum: what is it?
person 1:i have a sexual attraction to dead people.
dad: hahah that's my boy coming out of the coffin i know a girl she is called "stiffney"

by kep john May 14, 2014