Cabbagewank

A cuss or a slur used to tell your peers that they are being a little stupid wankface.

BELLLLAAA, stop being a CaBbAgEwAnk

by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 20, 2017

cabbagetology

The religion based on irritating other religions that have silly customs that don't mean / do anything. also devoted to having fun in silly ways

used in a sentence, that guy is a follower of cabbagetology, why? cause he just questioned Jesus' ability to walk on water with holes in his feet

by Cabbage Master July 28, 2010

Cabbagepunch

The act of attacking someone in order to deprive them of a large quantity of money.

Bill would have won the prize if he wasn't cabbagepunched at the last second by Tony.

by Free-Tshirts May 10, 2018

cabbageworm

when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has chlamydia and a few days later your penis turns green

Kostas fucked that skank Samantha while she had chlamydia and now his penis is a cabbageworm

by cabbagewormdawg December 30, 2021