cabbage patch

the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.
Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011
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cabbage patch

A Magical place where babies come from.
A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"
by Gia Crews March 08, 2005
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cabbage patch

A term used for a red head- due to the fact 'cabbage patch kids' had tendencies to be red haird and have freckles. Also a slang used for the box of a red headed female.
1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...
by Alotafagina May 04, 2006
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cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl
Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch
by whatisit April 19, 2005
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The Cabbage Patch

that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).
Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.

Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq

Ewwww, the cabbage patch.
by nigga big hemp April 30, 2006
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cabbage patch

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
by JW#1 November 03, 2006
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cabbage patch

A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.
I ain't got no money. Lemme stop at the cabbage patch.
by Josephus April 12, 2007
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