cementhead

1. a stupid person

2. a hockey player who is known more for being combative than for their athletic ability.

Perry was such a cementhead.

by The Return of Light Joker November 5, 2010

cument

The act of cumming so much inside of a woman that her ass cheeks become stuck together. Usually ends up causing the ass cheeks to be split apart with hands.

My cum is like cement. It keeps on sticking Amy's ass shut. She calls it cument

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Cument

The mysterious invisible substance that mysteriously stiffens teenage boys' socks.

Susan had to run Billy's socks through the wash three times to get all the cument out.

by Señor Boboddy February 18, 2021