Crystal Palace 

This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.

"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"

Crystal Palace by Flint Brigsbee May 6, 2007

crystal palace 

A crap club that plays in London.
Always at the bottom of the standings.

Crystal Palace REALLY SUCKS!!!!

crystal palace by Jesus Rules! May 8, 2005

Crystal Palace 

The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones

Crystal Palace are the best football team in London

Crystal Palace by CPFC180 April 11, 2021

crystal palace 

most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits

crystal palace are the most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits

crystal palace by bermondsey male choir July 9, 2007

Crystal Palace 

Blue and red team based in South East London .🦅 Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat 🏆 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1👇

The boy at school gets bullied for supporting Crystal Palace.

Crystal Palace by m__arcus__ February 29, 2020

crystal palace 

1) Famous for having a set of idiots in charge including simon jordan.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.

He never stood a chance, just like palace then.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.

crystal palace by ValleyFloydJames September 16, 2005

crystal palace 

loved by the fans. the one true team in english football. worshiped by many other sets of fans including charlton, millwall, brighton etc.

is that the 12 disciples. no, its ian dowie and his 11 eagles

crystal palace by god December 10, 2004