black crusaders

the trio miami heat of bosh wade and lebron who will dominate 99.9 % of a game and hope to win more championships then kobey and the lakers

whos coming into town next. the black crusaders , shit we lost but hey at least were selling out the arena that night

by DR. JULIO ROJAS MD IN SPORTS July 10, 2010

soupdust_crusaders

example: person: soupdust_crusaders is dookie!

other person: yes!

soupdust_crusaders suck dookie

by danielsmylover June 16, 2021

For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

crusader kings 2

A black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. Watch as the most virtuous person succumbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end

"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"

by kod15 January 26, 2014

Gypsy Crusader

An incredibly based man who goes on Omegle dressed up as the Joker.

I love watching Gypsy Crusader because he is based.

by phantom_325 January 31, 2021

Gypsy Crusader effect

When leftists try to shame you for your sex orientation, color of skin or political opinion, assault you, threaten you, harass you, your job and your family so your political opinions shift even further right

2020 riots created a dangerous Gypsy Crusader effect

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Fecal Crusader

Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.

Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:

Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet

Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.

Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?

Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!

Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.

Java: Did you see anyone run?

Braaten: Nope!

Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?

Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.

by Java June 23, 2004