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cattle market

A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.

A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.

The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.
Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"

"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"

"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"
by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007
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Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.
Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised
by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011
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Cattle Prodder

A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.

A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.
Jimmy's a cattle prodder, cause the sight of layers of fat turns him on!
by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017
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cattles

It's the plural of the word cattle, basically obese women.
Larry is a freak, he loves cattles.
by Ilovecattles January 3, 2017
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Cattling

The act of picking up cattle, aka fat, obese chicks. Usually done by men, when they are drunk, lonely, and need to get laid.
Yo dawg, I am so drunk, I am goin cattling
by Ilovecattles September 5, 2016
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cattle class

Economy class of a plane or train.
by grissol November 27, 2013
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Catto

Like doggo but for cats
How's ur two cattos?
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