Cheese and Cracker

A young, unmarried couple, typically living together in a council flat, that are so dirty that you can easily make the assumption that he has a cheesy penis and she has a dry and salty vagina.

Joel: Oh my god, did you see them two just now?

Gemma: I know! They were easily a cheese and cracker.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 21, 2014

cracker with cheese

Ryan Novak

Ryan: You guys are such crackers!
Cristen and Diane: Oh yea? Well you're a cracker with cheese!

by Elf February 27, 2004

Putting Cheese on a Cracker

A slang term for jizzing on a white person.

(Also known as "cheesing a cracker".)

"I was Putting Cheese on a Cracker when the cops came! Aww yeeaauuh!"

by BigRedRocket November 7, 2009

cheese crackers

The best biscuits u could ever find. advertised by ali salvemini and emma kameniar

Its a cracker...with cheese!

by Never you mind July 26, 2003

yeet ur box of cheese crackers day

on December 7 yeet your box of cheese crackers.

Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers”
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”

by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019

cheese and crackers

A religiously neutral way to say "Jesus Christ".

Nick Wilde: I um... I may have sold him, a very expensive wool rug. That was made from the fur, of a skunk's... butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

by Furry4Life June 26, 2016

cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009