Charlton The Crab

A crab shaped money box with a big grin on his face. Sometimes mistaken for a frog.

Ok, What's the story behind "Charlton The Crab"?

by Dollarbill1985 July 15, 2010

Charlton Heston

The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.

Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

Bobby Charlton

The singular hair you often find resting across the purple end of your penis, usually noticed when pissing. Reminiscent of the comb-over once sported by Bobby Charlton

Thank god I went for a wash before she went down on me, I had a proper Bobby Charlton.

by Neil "freesome" Wilson October 17, 2008

Charlton Athletic

A great football club, based in South East London, formed in 1905. Who play at the Valley. Nicknamed the Addicks.

Former great players include Clive Mendonca, Mark Kinsella, Richard Rufus, Derek Hales, Rob Lee and Sam Bartram.
The club has had two great managers Jimmy Seed and Alan Curbishley.
Famous for winning the greatest ever game at Wembley, Charlton 4-4 Sunderland (Charlton won 7-6 on penalties).

Enemies- who should be destroyed.
crystal palace
millwall

My god they are great ___ they are just like Charlton.

by ValleyFloydJames September 8, 2005

Charlton Heston

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.

by clownass December 6, 2006

Charlton Athletic

A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'

Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic

by Parkmeister May 15, 2006

Bobby Charlton

When a pube/bunch of pubes get trapped under your foreskin in a way that makes your bellend look like its got a comb-over. Just like football legend Bobby Charlton.

Damn, I really need to trim my bush. Every morning my cock resembles that balding 70 year old dude Bobby Charlton

by Sir Seamen October 7, 2008