CeleBATE

Celebrating through masturbation.
i.e a victory wank

How do you celebrate?...I have a victory wank...a celeBATE if you will.

by ErinShearer+CameronBell January 5, 2011

Celebate

To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.

I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.

by Cazure July 31, 2013

Celebate

The re-invention of "celebrate." Celebate is a word used to describe a type of celebration about famous people. Hence the word celeb, in celebate.

I'm going to celebate lindsay lohan getting out of prison!!

by thepartyingcelebator March 14, 2011

Celebate

Celebrating a holiday by masturbating.

Christy: How are you spending your birthday tonight?
Reid: I’m going to stay home and celebate.

by Waterlogged November 19, 2018

Celibate

To stop having sex until you meet someone who you think truly deserves it from you.

She became celibate after her last boyfriend only used her for sex

by Heyhowyadoing November 14, 2017

celibate goggles

The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.

Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.

case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.

by 313vagina April 17, 2009

Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020