Cat/Cats

Cats are real life gremlin bois who deserve all your love and cuddles

i love my little gremlin *points to confused cat*

cat/cats

by CoolGayBean April 11, 2021

Cats

Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.

When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.

by iwillneverbeafraidagain February 19, 2012

Cats

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

I like cats

by Mr3ddy April 13, 2019

Cats

the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.

by MyBigFatBoobs January 24, 2020

cat

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.

i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped

by bjc2002 February 20, 2013

Cat

U must be pretty stupid if you don’t know what a cat is

You just now: what is a cat?
Me: Who does not know what a cat is?

by you are reading my name May 7, 2020

Cat

A small, usually furry creature. It chooses when it will send or receive affection. They will either love you or completely despise you, there is no inbetween. Will most likely control the human race in 50 years.

Person #1: What is that!

Person #2: Just my cat.

by M4ddie July 24, 2014