by xHotdwg94x April 02, 2011
When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.
My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭
by Joey-chestnut August 23, 2021
A recently patched glitch that gives you unlimited care packages in Modern Warfare 2 that was previously used only by faggots, bitches, and cocksuckers who can't play the game.
Johnny: The whole other team is care package glitching! they have 15 care packages right now.
Jimmy: Fuckin faggots....
Jimmy: Fuckin faggots....
by yinklealpha February 12, 2010
“Just ordered a candle, new face wash, and paper towels. Gonna be a nice self-care package when it comes on Sunday.”
by Blue Collar Bandit March 01, 2021
The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.
by Bryce412 July 30, 2017
by SDC915 July 28, 2009
To recieve oral sex during the act of playing either Call of Duty MW2 or Call of Duty: Black Ops. Since a Care Package in the game if a gift....so is a blowjob
Johnny was clearly frustrated at his performance on Call of Duty so Nancy gave him an Oklahoma Care Package
by Sgt. Roebuck November 16, 2010