cauliflower beanbag

first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar

He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race

by strangechild36 September 15, 2010

cauliflower cock

a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.

Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.

He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.

by Jrubadub November 3, 2011

chulita

A word made of Spanish slang, derived mainly from the word chula. A lil' sexy mama, a lady who has the looks that catches the eye. Petite with a provocative style.

My chulita treats me like a king!

by rubberchicken8 May 4, 2007

cauliflower

Ghost broccoli

Person 1:I just ate some cauliflower.
Person 2:you mean ghost broccoli?

by The dead tophat August 28, 2020

cauliamorous

Sexually orientated toward vegans.

"I was in a cauliamorous relationship, until homegirl ate a ham steak. Now we're through."

"Mature bear chub seeks twink for cauliamorous dalliances on the down low."

by ParchÞeSkald April 21, 2018

Cauliflower butt

A person with piles (hemorrhoids)

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

52 Cauliflower Ln

a term used on Friday night cranks to name an adress

jerred: where are you. other person: where are you ? jerred:

52 Cauliflower Ln

by fridaynight kick ass August 29, 2010