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do a bongbong 

verb. to disappear from, decline, or cancel a speaking engagement for the flimsiest of reasons; to just suddenly disappear; to turn coward at the first hint of being asked serious questions in front of an audience.

from the name of a former senator of the Philippines, who, on several occasions, failed to appear as scheduled, citing reasons even a second grader would find laughable.
Dude, we're scheduled to defend our research paper on Tuesday. Do a bongbong on us and we'll make sure you never graduate.
do a bongbong by JoQo January 28, 2022
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Bong-chika-bongbong 

1. The act of saying someone had sex wiht someone else.
2. Cool way to ask or tell of sex.
1. Mike did you have Bong-chika-bongbong wiht jess last night?

2. Hey do you wanna Bong-chika-bongbong?
Bong-chika-bongbong by Hal .C March 27, 2007

bongbong 

ajective - another term for "absent"

a filipino slang popularized by netizens originated from one of presidential aspirant name "bongbong" marcos when he continuously decided not to attend debates.
:bat mababa score mo sa exam, ses ?

:bongbong kasi ako nung tinuro yung topic eh
bongbong by innerkive March 20, 2022

bongbong 

bongbong as reffering to a person means, Sexy, or extremely hot.
Courtney is the Queen of Bongbong...

Courtney is the epitome of Bongbong...

Courtney is sooo bongbong...
bongbong by duke of bongbong May 27, 2008

bongbong 

a thief; the child of a dictator who once put the country of Philippines in debt for decades.
look, bongbong is stealing money again!
bongbong by ulansquared November 5, 2021

Bongbong 

Someone who is a spoiled brat, and who only uses his parents’ namesake in order to progress in life. Also a slacker who occasionally indulges in some cocaine fun.

Also alternatively someone who makes losing a habit, and appealing his loss another habit.
You appear to be high again! Stop being such a bongbong!

Or

Come on, you failed that exam twice! Stop being such a bongbong about it and accept that you lost!
Bongbong by FrACKs_16M November 22, 2021

Bongbong 

adjective: to be absent, usually in important situations.
"Badshot ka na kay ma'am lagi kang bongbong."

"Pre pasabi nga kay sir na bobongbong ako bukas."

"Ba't 'di ka nag-attendance? Nabongbong ka tuloy."

"Bakit ka bumongbong? Diba exam niyo?"
Bongbong by ei's gf March 20, 2022