Skip to main content

Bunionfucker

One who uses their painful foot deformity (see bunion) for the benefit of sexual practice. The bunionfucker takes advantage of their foots extra protuberance by using it alongside or in replacement of another bodily appendage during sexual intercourse. They may also take advantage of the unsuspecting bed-mate.
Christa: My GAWD those callus covered bumps on your feet are disgusting!
Elton: Yeah, but they do come in handy
Christa: What, how?
Elton: Come with me, I'll... explain...
Christa: Your a bunionfucker aren't you
*stomps on Elton's bunion and walks away*
by JoShmoe October 31, 2011
mugGet the Bunionfucker mug.

Canadian Buttfucker

1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.

2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.

3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.
1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.

2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"

3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."
by CBF4Life! September 18, 2010
mugGet the Canadian Buttfucker mug.

Back Stabbing Buttfucker

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.
I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.
by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010
mugGet the Back Stabbing Buttfucker mug.

buttfucker

This word can be used in two contexts.

The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.

The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.
Matt, shut up you buttfucker.

Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.
by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009
mugGet the buttfucker mug.

buttfucker

One who fucks....butts...of course
You would stick your dick in another guys ass and not even have the courtesy to give a reach around! (IE you're a buttfucker)
by Tawnos March 11, 2003
mugGet the buttfucker mug.

holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall
Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.
by Hell Bound February 13, 2005
mugGet the holy buttfucker of jesus mug.

Lamp Street Buttfuckers

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!
"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"
by Samsonite017 August 14, 2009
mugGet the Lamp Street Buttfuckers mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email