Buttmark

The soft folds of toilet paper that you place in between your buttcheeks as you stand up to give a courtesy flush so the cold water doesn't splash your sensitive baby soft skin.

After AV was done blowing the smelly pootinkies out of his garehole, he needed to give a courtesy flush so he placed a buttmark between his cheeks and flushed. His butt didn't get wet or dirty and the bathroom was no longer smelly, everybody wins, except your mom!!

by Jordy the Jerk May 1, 2011

buttnaked-oes

females that are wild'n out

You shoulda been at that party there were buttnaked-oes e'rywhere.

by hipson December 29, 2007

Buttdarts

A fucking annoying ass biker who is slowing traffic and getting in the way of people trying to get places besides Trader Joe's to buy granola

"God damn fucking Buttdarts think they are actual cars"

by Allah Albar77 July 8, 2017

buttdarts

1. The act of anal sex involving two homosexual males. 2. Anal version of hide the salami.

Gary and Ace were too busy playing buttdarts to go out last night.

by Hoyt of The Ledge May 10, 2006

buttsnarls

the snarling of ass hair due to the clotting of fecal matter on the ass hair, resulting a tangle of feces and hair that are tough to separate

after that corn cob eating contest, those buttsnarls were really bad and took a week to get out.

by Naerg March 9, 2009

Buttlard

the white stuff that comes out of a rectum after prolonged anal sex, usually when the anal cavity is stretched and unable to close.

Man 1: Dude, there was a cheerleader in the guys locker room
Man 2: Wait what?
Man 1: Yea, she took the whole football team up the ass, she blew out and everything
Man 2: *shudders* Ugh.. thanks for the mental image of buttlard man

by Skellitor301 June 1, 2015

Senator Buttars

1. The Utah senator, who during an interview confessed that he doesn't mind gays, but doesn't want them shoving it down his throat all the time, or in his kid's face.

2. To mess an interview up worse than Sarah Palin.

3. See Freudian Slip.

Definition 1:

Guy 1: Do you want a hand job or the Senator Buttars?

Guy 2: I'll take the Senator Buttars.

Definition 2:

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Katie Couric wreck Sarah Palin last night?

Guy 2: No, but Senator Buttars got PLAYED.

by MNM-G April 28, 2010