A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.

"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"

buttle my penis by Cobread May 5, 2016

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Buttle Sambooder

Takin' a shit on your ex-girlfriend while having a three-way specio-sexual fisting with your neighbours kid's dog

Man, I met up with my ex while babysitting my neighbours kid. I started shitting on her and the dog walked in. We Buttle Sambooder all night long.

Buttle Sambooder by Sergeant Poodler March 25, 2009

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buttle kotex

pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks

shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!

buttle kotex by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

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buttle singe

(butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)

dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!

wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!

buttle singe by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

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