the burt reynolds

When having anal sex, pull out your dick and lay it across your partner's upper lip, thereby resembling a big brown moustache, similar to that of Mr. Burt Reynolds.

I refused to kiss my girlfriend, after I gave her the old The Burt Reynolds.

the burt reynolds by The Old Burt Reynolds April 5, 2008

Dirty burt reynolds 

when one awakes after a night of drinking and finds a little poopy in their mustache

joe fell asleep at the party, and awoke to the remnance of shit in his mustache, the dirty burt reynolds

Dirty burt reynolds by mynutsneedcpr January 13, 2008

Burt Reynolds

When you give someone a Hot Carl, cut out a strip in the plastic wrap so that the person's upper lip will be exposed. After you shit on the person, remove the plastic wrap and they will be left with a Burt Reynolds mustache. For advanced Hot Carlist, you can try a Freestyle Burt Reynolds. This is where you try to place a big fat turd on the upper lip without the help of the plastic warp.

Yo, dude! He just placed a big ass Burt Reynolds on that chick.

Burt Reynolds by bokeypunk October 17, 2006

The Burt Reynolds

When u make u are giving it to a girl doggystyle and u eat a steak off her back at the same time

I haven't talked to Lisa after i gave her the burt reynolds.

The Burt Reynolds by nbctk June 23, 2006

Burt Reynolds

An actor in the 1990's who faded away slowly. Nobody knows who the hell he is, except for adults. His name can now be used for anything, good or bad.

This term is easier to use than Chuck Norris, Yo Momma, or That's what she said.

1. That bitch gave me a Burt Reynolds in the parking lot!
2. Wow nice job on that math test, looks like you pulled a Burt Reynolds.
3. Don't call me dumb, who the fuck do you think you are? Burt Reynolds?
4. Person A: Oh man this is hard.
Person B: BURT REYNOLDS!!!
5. I'll meet you over by Burt Reynolds
6. That guy is so crazy he's like Burt Reynolds

Burt Reynolds by Batman1820 May 16, 2007

Burt Reynolds

this is word that can be exchanged with the word ass.

I loved to stick it in her Burt Reynolds.

Burt Reynolds by bongman December 24, 2004

Angry Burt Reynolds 

Combination maneuver incorporating the angry dragon and the abe lincoln in a plethora of semen and pubic ejaculation. After a successful angry dragon due to the physics of the penile insertion into the deepest point of the female or male participants esophagus the only place for the excrement to go is up through the nasal passage onto the face of the recipient. do to the protein content the semen resembles white glue and adheres just as well, with that the ejaculator tosses pubic hairs onto the rapidly hardening excrement and the display drys on the counter parts face in a mustache resembling that of the great Burt Reynolds..

While giving Mildred an angry dragon Damien tossed his freshly shaven pubes onto the rapidly drying excrement on Mildreds upper lip. Her expression was that of an Angry Burt Reynolds.

Angry Burt Reynolds by Hooper Humperdink III February 20, 2011