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mactown brownie smusher 

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.
God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!

warm brownie surprize 

While having anal sex you suddenly pop both your balls in her ass and bust a nut.
(ME) That bitch is so fine i would definitely put my balls in her ass!

(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.

Brownie Sundae 

When a guy takes a crap in another guys mouth and then the guy with the crap in his mouth sucks the other guys dick... so then the guy that crapped had his own crap all over his dick and then he gives the other guy anal, transferring his crap in to the other guys anus.
"Hey, your crap is in my rectum because of that brownie sundae"
"A brownie sundae is the dirtiest thing you could possibly do."
Brownie Sundae by Terry Bradshaw January 12, 2005

Brownie Sexism 

Being in the state of not giving brownies to the opposite gender.
Rachel is such a practicer of Brownie Sexism, she won't give those boys the brownies she baked.
Brownie Sexism by whoismatt October 18, 2011

Brownie Skin 

The thin patina of shit covering an unsheathed cock after anal sex.
Rachel left me with brownie skin last night.

I pulled out and had the brownie skin.

She was so dirty I had to towel off the brownie skin.
Brownie Skin by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Brownie Service 

An action resembling the notorious Hot Lunch, however with no cum and shit only. Accidentally happens when the clingfilm bursts open before the partner ejaculates, or for partners looking for the ultimate shit.
I tried to serve her a hot lunch but she received a brownie service instead. Either way, she liked it.
Brownie Service by Fyeah1232 June 16, 2010