brown bear

being extremely intoxicated and hugging people and having deep talks in peoples ears at a high volume. Normally associated with being blackout. Common among white males.

"hey bro what did you do last night"
"No fucking idea i got so brown bear last night"
"shit...Typical Chazz"

by browncub August 23, 2011

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An act of masturbating during or after defecating.

I thought James went to the toilet? What's taking him so long?!.... Must be having a Brown Bear.

by Shagwan January 13, 2011

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slang term for unpassed fecal matter

There is a brown bear clawing at my back door. I need to take a shit.

by Zeeee August 31, 2006

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a nice looking black girl who always has her hair done , got a donk and is just looking fresh to death.

damn, do yall see that tight ass brown bear over their she is looking good

by brownbearsforever March 14, 2011

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a turd

I just dropeed a big brown bear

by big borrie the second July 4, 2008

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A pussy bitch of a bear. This little softie isn't hurting shit, and if one is encountered the appropriate response is to kick the ever loving shit out of it.

Ted: Hey, look Carl, a brown bear in its natural habitat, fishing in the river and feeding its cubs!

Carl: Let's kick it's ass!

*Carl and Ted proceed to kick the bear's ass*

by Mister Moo August 5, 2007

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