Brown recluse

A particularly stubborn turd.

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!

by zBrinks February 07, 2017

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by The Original Agahnim September 29, 2021

Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.

The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.

by The Original Agahnim September 29, 2021