Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

Witness Protection

A thing that Michael Townley(now Michael De Santa) was not in

"Michael was in witness protection"

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT!? NOBODY WAS CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

by Pigeon_builder June 24, 2021

Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022

Protection

Something my parents should’ve used when they made me.

“Dad, why didnt you use protection”

by McMinion March 17, 2020

Bronection

When two friends feel a special bond. Completely straight.

Guy 1- Dude did we just think the same thing?

Guy 2- Hell yeah dude that's bronection

by OhSoKrushhy May 9, 2014

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

by ardeliskane May 22, 2008

Civil Protection

Civil protection, a.k.a. metro police, are the worst a-holes in the half life universe. They kick down your door, they beat the crap out of you, and are generally unpleasant. IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID IF I WAS A STUPID, NO-BRAIN REBEL!!!
The metro police are the nicest in city 17, they'll always be right beside you, always protecting you, always saving you from stupid headcrabs trying to bite your head off!! They're the best!!!

Guy 1: Hey, you think civil protection are good?
Guy 2: Heck yeah i do!
Guy 1: You ain't wrong, man!

by the metro man May 30, 2020