Teddy Brosevelt

Your big game hunting bro, readily involved in politics, rocks a moustache and glasses while looking like a badass

Frank:"Hey Jack, who's that guy in camo you've been hanging out with?" Jack: "He's my Teddy Brosevelt, met him while hunting moose, he's a hardcore republican"

by Captain_Skittles May 1, 2016

brosiden

king of the brocean

what more is there to say?

brosiden, king of the brocean

by lulwut February 7, 2008

brosier

A close man bro. My best male friend is my brosier.

"Brosier! Wazzup?"
"Hey brosier. Missed you at the game yesterday."

by Just Jeff January 19, 2014

brosided

When a fellow bro makes an important relationship, social or any life changing decision without consulting his fellow bros. Thus when the decision becomes public, all involved bros feel hurt and left in the dark.

Taylor totally brosided the shit out of me when he decided to change his relationship status on facebook without telling me. I feel like an idiot in this bromance now. I think this is the beginning of the end to our brolationship.

by emmettburley22 June 15, 2015

Brofive

When you give a high five to one of your bros for a special reason, thus being more significant then a regular high five.

Bob: Dude i just got laid!
Tom: Awesome!
*brofive*

by Alex wells December 27, 2008

Brosiferous

The "Brosif"; dude, that hangs out or chills thats knowledgeable or just acts like there smart for the time being while hanging out with other dudes.

But Pretty much every one knows hes full of shit.

Fred: " I thought that was the goodest hit i ever took"

BoB: " Fred, It's actually said- the BEST hit i ever took.

Fred: " Brosiferous, i'll say it however i want dude"

by Shane Bowman February 4, 2008

The Trident, Spear of Brosiden

Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."

Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!

by SpankinNipples November 4, 2011