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brosef

Used by Jack black, combination of Brother(bro) and Joseph. Used as a reference to someone I.E. "boss" or "chief"
"Hey, that was my chopper, BROSEF"
by Frank the Poon Tank May 13, 2005
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brosef

1. Type 1 Brosef: The most common, sporting brosef. You'll see these brosefs constantly hugging girls and having retarded inside jokes with them. These guys are in it "for the play bro". The most common side affect is physical illness, and vomiting while laughing your ass off. This type usually occurs in younger and more nieve men. Although some of these men might be gay, which it turns out the subject was never a brosef and was merely misdiagnosed.

2.Type 2 Brosef: The Malicious Brosef, a strain of brosef that is untreatable and a truly sickening disorder. These are the most pathetic and desperate brosefs. The public needs to be especially weary of these dispicable morons. They will actively seek to destroy relationships under the disguise of "nice guys" or "friends".

3. Type 3-Brosef Enabler: In general females cannot be brosefs, but most enable brosefs. Many women enjoy the company of a guy who will pay them attention, type one brosefs, no matter what he looks like. These women enable the most dispicable act a man can perform on a women, with rape a close second.
"That tool is such a brosef he's only in it for the puss."
by bobo robo May 18, 2008
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brosef

a jock with a cooridinating outfit and socks, a gold chain outside the shirt, guinea t and spiked hair that could pop a balloon..
most high school seniors and 1st and 2nd year college kids are brosefs, and don't know it.
by ti2xger July 7, 2009
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brosef

A really close friend or person in general. Some people also tend to call their crush this, if they don't want them to know they like them.
"Hey brosef!"

"Dude whats up?"
by SavD. April 6, 2022
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brosef

brosef is and insult, it doesn't mean friend. jack black uses it as an insult in anchorman, so therefore it is a mean thing to say.
by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009
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Brosef Stalin

A bro, who notices there are too many nerds at a party and kicks them out into the cold for the sake of the hosts street cred and to create a enhanced party atmosphere. Reminiscent of Stalin exiling academics to Siberia for the stability of the USSR.
Jim: There's way too many nerds at this party.

Steve: Yeah we need a Brosef Stalin to get shot of them.
by Francis_Higgins November 15, 2011
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Brosef Stalin

Derived from the term "Brosef." Brosef Stalin is a buzzkill. Someone who ruins other people's good times with his/her presence and/or mannerisms. Generally only stoners would refer to someone as "Brosef Stalin"
"Chill out, Brosef Stalin. You're totally harshing my mellow."
by fiz64 February 27, 2009
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