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Bromobile

The kind of car a bro would drive, usually filled with bros. Probably an open top jeep.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that bromobile.

Guy 2: I hope they get in a rollover accident.
by Tossrock October 2, 2012
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blogophile

Me: "You look beat, what up dawg?"
You: "Man, I was up all night blogging on that news sight again. I think I'm addicted."
Me: "Dude, what are you some kind of blogophile or something?"
by blogophile Bob May 13, 2009
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boobophile

A person that is obsessed with large breasts. This person does not care about any other part of the female only the chest region.
Matthew is such a boobophile, that woman's face looks like a zebra's rectum, but he slept with her anyway because of her huge breasts.
by Wyattattack December 1, 2011
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Bromophobe

A person who is afraid of dudes being bros.

These people find it repulsive to have sexual actions with their bro's, even if no homo is said right after it.

Bromophobic people tend to avoid any kind of activities of bro-ish nature. These include: Kissing your homies goodnight, giving each other brojobs, slapping each others huge ass, and piping each other in the anus and

saying no homo right after it.

These people avoid the phrase: "It's not gay if the balls don't touch." because they think it's gay even after

saying no homo, and they are truly degenerates if they really hold that belief. It's even scientifically proven

that the phrase no homo resolves any kind of gayness that may have ocurred.
"Bro my girlfriend is a bit of a bromophobe, she doesn't like it when me or my bros give each other brojobs."
by TheBro6969 May 30, 2020
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Bromobile

A longboard ridden by two males.
"Dude I saw Avery and Ian on the bromobile the other night"

"I can't believe that you stole my bromobile man, that is SO not cool"
by Ktnigz December 26, 2007
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Bromobile

A car that is not manly. Driven by guys with New Era hats or any other sideways hat. Usually slow and low, and no horsepower at all. Usually a foreign car. Mexicans started this trend with Honda Civics.
Jose: Dude check out my car, I just lowered it so much I cant drive it on the street, though it is my daily driver.

John: Thats cool I guess.....

Jose: I cant even leave my driveway without making my car less valuable.

John: Dipshit. You should get a fast car like a man. Not some idiot bromobile.
by William Beiber December 30, 2011
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bromocile

A place where a bro lives after leaving the fraternity. Usually a small loft style condo purchased using parent's money. Extra bro points if there is parking for a bromobile.
Dude check out my bromocile, the walls match my fraternity colors. Let's do a keg stand on the balcony with some bro hoes.
by mcheese August 27, 2013
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