Bentgineering works

When train companies shut various parts of the national network (usually on a weekend), causing untold inconvenience for the mugs who already pay through the nose for a shite service. Incredibly gay (no offence) and annoying.

"Shit, I was going to visit my sister in Newcastle this weekend, but there are bentgineering works on GNER".

"That's so bent, the line was fucked up a fortnight ago too".

by Dogtanian101 October 24, 2007

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Brenting it up

When a comical mistake is made, resulting a collapse of a relationship with another person. From the English word for bridges, Brent, in a particular area of Sussex, that often collapsed due to random outside factors.

When one were to drunkenly slip on a wet dance floor, seemingly caused from drunkenness, but really being attributed to the wet floor.

"I'm done with him, he keeps brenting it up, and I'm done being embarrised!"

by Akwafyre November 28, 2011

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Brenting

An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.

Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!

by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015