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Brand Whore

Those priding themselves by wearing overly expensive brand-name items such as Nike and Hollister, which they most likely bought from a thrift store because they cannot afford them. Usually wear ALL clothing of one brand, such as Nike socks, shorts, shoes, shirts, hats and hoodies, with matching colors of hoodies shoes and hats. Usually boasts about new shoes and their price, the same with hats.
Also can be seen wearing two pairs of socks, of two colors, with one Nike logo above the first sock on each leg.
Not to be confused with wannabe rappers which wear a single colored or patterned jacket that matches their hat color or sock color.

The first of the two words is a literal first-hand memory from overhearing brand whores.
Sam: "Oh yea! I'm matching brands today, with my new hat and socks."
Randy: "Nice man! I am too! I bought a new hat last week, but I traded it for some socks from my friend."
Sam: "Must have been the new ones, I'm getting a jacket next week, my parents are buying it for me because I fucking told them to."
Randy: "Cool, my sister just got a new pair of Nikes yesterday to, and I got some new sandals."

Most Whores will group with others to reaffirm their so called "rich club" that apparently is better than everyone else. They also criticize those not in the group to make themselves feel powerful, and will call backup when refuted by such an individual in effort to overwhelm him. Sigh brand whores
by 3stepsup September 15, 2013
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Grandwhore

1. A grandmother with no self respect that is so ditry and disgusting that is willing to fuck anyone at anytime.

2. Any type of Granny porn.
I went on 89.com to watch Granny porn because I wanted to see a skanky Grandwhore get banged.
by 908Projectile July 8, 2009
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bangwhore

person who has sex on a regular basis with various people.
"she is such a bangwhore."
by [[ktp]] December 9, 2008
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Brandimore

The last name of a poligamist cult located in Grass Lake, Michigan. Known for breeding cows and chickens. They may seem nice but the neighbors have reported that they sacrifice goats on the weekends. If you live in the area and your goats gone missing...ouch.
My goat's been Brandimored..again.
by Naked Shitter June 8, 2011
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Broadwhore

A female who lives within the gated community Broadmoor in Madison Park, Washington. This person is not necessarily an actual "whore" but most likely is. Most if not all Broadwhores are blonde.
Maddie: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
Katharine: Oh just going to chill with the Broadwhores!
by blakejones June 16, 2011
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bangwhore

person who has sex on a regular basis with various people.
she is such a bangwhore.
by white chocolate [[ktp]] December 11, 2008
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Name-Brand Whore

Some one who can't bring themselves to wear something that isn't worth a crazy amount of money. (i.e. Hollister, Aeropostale, Abercrombie + Fitch, etc.)
Guy 1: Dude, Mike's new Hollister outfit costs more than my car payment!
Guy 2: Why Doesn't he buy stuff at, like, Khoals?
Guy 1: Because he's a Name-Brand Whore.
by Captain Kuro March 18, 2008
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