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brasshole 

an insanely obnoxious brass instrumentalist that specializes in being an asshole. in other words, one who pisses off everyone within a 1000 foot radius with his/her deafening musical playing.
hey douchebag, try playing louder

at least i'm not making your ears bleed like i'm some raging brasshole.
brasshole by lomboslice June 7, 2010

Basswhore, Basswhores 

Any person that has an explicit, intense yearning and or desire to surround themselves with sick, heavy basslines throughout the night. Their closest kin is the Speakerslut. Oftentimes, basswhores graduate to be Speakersluts.
Damn, that DJ is dope. He must be a basswhore DJ.

monetizing brandwhore

A blogger who is only interested in receiving free products, trips, or publicity by exploiting brands and sponsors in order to gain exposure and drive more traffic to his or her blog (to make money).
Look at Buffy, pimping her latest blog post everywhere for the tenth time today. She's such a monetizing brandwhore.

brasshole 

After a long day on the gun range - it's the guys who leave early instead of picking up the spent brass casings for recycle/reuse with the rest of the class...
Tom and Keith claimed to have just received a call from the Chief telling them to report back to work. Nah, fuck that, they're both just a couple of brassholes...
brasshole by RJP7 September 28, 2017

Brasshole 

A boss, manager, supervisor who is a royal pain in the ass.
Always chasin' your tail for some work that doesn't matter but they want just to let you know who is the head man.
Brasshole - Have you finished those statistics I asked for?

Employee - I thought you didn't need them for another week?

Brasshole - What, you still haven't done them?

Employee - Under breath " You is one big brasshole"
Out loud "Sure I'll have them with you directly"
Brasshole by Devil's Advocate July 24, 2008

Brasshole 

Typically, gruntspeak for an officer that should be fucking well fragged when the oppurtunity and moment to kill the motherfucker with a grenade, fragmentation, hand is at hand. That moment generally happens on things like patrols, or when the victim is taking a shit at the shit pit...
Damn Brassholes. They gotta keep coming to this section's common area like a bunch of fucking tourists!!!!
Brasshole by J. Michael Reiter August 3, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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