Boxford

One of the most boring place to live in Massachusetts. Boxford is the one and only place where the tree population and bug population outnumber the human population by at least 100 to 1. There is usually a mile between each house and neighbors only see each other occasionally, at the local library, church, at the community store dubed "Jacks"/"Waynes", or when they manage to escape to modern civilization. Modern cvilization, however, is at least 15 minutes (by car) away in every direction.

Desiring to live in Boxford (aka Bugsford) usually means that one has a strong dislike of humankind and doesn't mind insects of every shape and size living along side them in the woods.

by Anonymous10 July 2, 2005

Boxwood

A female boner

After watching Steve kneefing on the jibroni, while pooping on the peep, Linda developed a serious case of boxwood.

by Lucidpanda January 5, 2010

Boxford

Boxford is what one says when he or she wishes to describe a place so torturous it causes suicides, although one must be careful on how/where they commit such an act because if they are not, the over-eager Nazi force will swarm like flies over a dead deer carcass to the scene of the crime. They react in this way because Crime itself hath decided Boxford is not worthy of its time.

Chuck: Hey, man. Did you hear about Joe?
Devendra: No dude, what happened?
Chuck: The Boonies finally got to him...he shot himself last night down by Nevergoingtofuckingend River.
Devendra: Actually I hear something about a kid doing that. That's just too bad.
Chuck: The worst part is, Officers LongMo, Hazelnut, & Norlando have declared it a homocide.
Devendra: Didn't he leave a suicide note?
Chuck: Yeah well, that's what happens when Crime meets Boxford...heads roll.

by Cleverly Moved Out Of Boxford! May 13, 2007

Boxford Police

Those guys who can't catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they're hot on the case. They're the definition of Keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.

Guy 1:Hey man i just got robbed, everything's gone.
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)

by RUNdonthide November 27, 2012

boyfood

Boyfood is the appropriate term when you can't call someone your boyfriend- either because it's "complicated" or inappropriate to do so- but all you want to do is eat each other ;) Hence, boyfood.

"So are you guys dating?"
"My parents don't know yet- I call him my boyfood for the time being."

by Gw3n April 27, 2014

boxwoodspams

a group of grade 8 wastemans who lick sand of the bottom of a pool. They look like a deformed chubacabra.

stop acting like boxwoodspams

by ILiCkYoUrMoMmAsToEsYoUHoE May 9, 2019

boxwoodspams

a group of bucktees who lick sand off their moms toes.

yo guys, dont act like boxwoodspams

by ILiCkYoUrMoMmAsToEsYoUHoE May 9, 2019