bottler

1. As the first definition listed shows, a coward etc.
2. A worthless footballer

Alan Smith is such a bottler. Worst footballer in the EPL.

by /Noir/ March 09, 2008

bottler

Excellent, brilliant, of good report. Basically means something is so good that it's worth bottling up and keeping.

That new Dream Evil album is a real bottler!

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

bottler

London working class slang

He shit himself, he's a right bottler

by Big Dave December 14, 2004

bottler

Drunk

Her problem is the bottle.

by Turgon February 01, 2003

Hom Bottler

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.

"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"

by Hom Bottler March 25, 2015

bewdie bottler

Australian slang for anything really good.

She was bewdie bottler, mate, a really amazin piece of snooey

by Ockerbloke November 02, 2007

mario bottler

(On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.

I'm going to win... oh no, the other guy's bottled it. He's a mario bottler!

by Will Millinship February 25, 2007