bootine

Fucking retarded, pug-fugly, faux suade Peter Pan esque high-heeled bootie slippers for fairy-assed pansies.

"Hey, Sarah! You said you wanted to be Peter Pan for Halloween, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm a girl."
"That's ok! I found these awesome BOOTINES, so you can be a female Peter Pan!"
"Oh my God! They're so ugly- I mean PERFECT!"

by Colleen C. November 26, 2007

bootwiper

a person who treats others with disdain or contempt. From 'to wipe one's boots on somebody'.

The servants complain that their master is a bootwiper because they are treated like dogs.

by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011

Boobwind

The act of having sex with a woman with breasts that sag and the movement creates wind.

"I was fuckin this bitch so hard she had boobwind"

by TheStonedNerd September 19, 2011

Bootineer

A haircut that looks like a black bush on top of a brown person's head.

Anthony has a nice Bootineer

by starshiptrooperrrr December 17, 2011