flesh bombardment

when a guy tries to get hard but cant quite do it yet. once that thing that triggers his boner his penus pumps out a machine gun trail of sperm all over the area within its diameter.

As soon as she walked by i had a flesh bombardment all over her face

by craig peircton May 25, 2010

Repetitive text bombardment

To send more than one message to a person before they have a chance to reply, making the sender seem needy. The sender often doesn't understand that the receiver probably cant reply because they cant get to their phone at the moment, so repetitive messaging is pointless.

When I switched on my phone I had five messages from Sam. Serious repetitive text bombardment.

by buttons0191 July 12, 2011

acoustic bombardment

Repeating the same song over and over at a high decibel for the purpose of torture.

Tiffany:"Did you hear what Tracy did to Will last nite?" Carrie: "No, what?" Tiffany: "Well, he is always teasing her about her taste in music, so, she playfully lured him into the bedroom and handcuff him to the bed with the intent of acoustic bombardment!" Carrie: "Shut up!" Tiffany: "Seriously! She put Ants Marching on a loop, super loud, and left him there for hours of torture!" Carrie: "Get Out!"

by inkgirl February 26, 2010

Textual Bombardment / Harassment.

The act when one person sends another person a series of small, meaningless (by themselves and not as a whole), pointless, annoying, gear grinding redundant messages with the purpose of conveying a message.

Person1: Hi
Person1: How
Person1: Are
Person1: You
Person2: Dude can you quit? This is Textual Bombardment / Harassment.

Pesron1: Today?
Person1: Okay.

by victicom August 4, 2015

orbital bombardment

When you are having some sex and you get on the trampoline and start blasting dukes at your woman.

"Wow, Geoffery, your trampoline sure is stinky."
"Yeah, man, gave my girl some orbital bombardment last night, y'know?"
"Hell yeah, man! Up top!"
"Please leave my house now."

by Danny McWanny August 4, 2021