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schlong bonger

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.
"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."
by Jake R. April 11, 2007
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Suicide Bonger

When somebody takes a huge rip off of a bong and there is lots of smoke and loud coughs as the result and everybody in the room takes notice.
She took such a huge rip off of that bong and now there is tons of smoke and coughing and everybody is paying attention to how much smoke and coughing there is she is now a "Suicide Bonger"
by SBSander October 10, 2008
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bonger

a person who uses what is called a "bong"
That bonger used up my weed!
by lyka April 18, 2003
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boogery

I word to use when you have boogers. Instead of saying "I have boogers" say i'm boogery.

I term used to state a persons well being.
Susy has forbidden me from saying the word boogery when I am sick.

I'm boogery and it's all you're fault

I hate it when i'm boogery.
by SoMe RaNdOm PeRsOn February 14, 2005
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Bongey

Bongey is an artist, nothing else really about him
Bongey is good at art
by Bongey September 29, 2021
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shlong bonger

Shlong bonger is a type of a dirty, cheap prostitute. Usually from the asian decent.
"Oh man that trip was sick. I fucked so many schlong bongers it was redicoulous."

" i know. Shlong bonger love is good shit"
by optimus prime. March 13, 2009
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G-Bongerz

An incantation recited before those present gather around the gravity bong to stone their faces clean off.
Person 1:G-Bongerz?! (Transl: Should we take some rips off the gravity bong?)

Persons 1, 2, 3, 4, etc.: G-Bongerz!!! (Transl: Yeah, dude, let's get feckin stoooonied.)
by G-Bee McGee October 20, 2009
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