bongers

greatest last name granted to a person. Usually resides in a man cave, playing madden. Very fun name to say. Ladies flock to anybody with this last name.

-What are you doing tonight?
-Hanging out with bongers bro! Gonna play some madden in the man cave.

by Juggans January 1, 2011

Bonger

One who is severely lacking in hair, teeth and brain cells. Yet continues to think they’re a beast.

Hey, get a load of that Bonger, I’ve seen more hair on a newborn!

by FreedomWilkinson October 24, 2018

Bonger

Epic bong lord

That dude over there, we call him bonger

by Eh06 June 2, 2020

bonger

a doper jagoff who is extremely liberal and loves chicks in lingerie and a penchant for assless chaps and midgets

"This Bonger crashed the party, he was pretty fukkin kewl"

by kenny f December 1, 2003

Bonger

when your dick is so hard that it bounces back after you hit it

Fortnite ass cheeks give me an epic bonger

by Denise is epic gamer January 29, 2019

Dirty Bongers

When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex

I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her

Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers

by Chris993 January 14, 2022

schlong bonger

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.

"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."

by Jake R. April 11, 2007