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Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"
by Bongalongis July 11, 2023
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Bongalongis

Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
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by Bongalongis July 12, 2023
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Bongatini

Bongatini is a mix between a bong and a martini.
It's used for smoking alcohol.

It was first used by the popular Twitch streamer and Youtuber; Jerma985.
eyy... Gimme the Bongatini, i need to get Zooted.
or:
Jerma985: Everything is a word, like if i say Bongatini, it's a word somehow, it's a word now.
by JermaIsShort January 31, 2020
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bongato

A short guy who pulls girls to prove to everybody that he is more than equal to any guy.
Bro why you acting like bongato.
by Cresines October 6, 2013
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Bonnaroner

When a person is so excited for the music festival Bonnaroo that they get a boner just thinking about it.
Person 1: There's only 3 months till Bonnaroo! I'm going to start obsessing and checking the website everyday.

Person 2: Whoa gross is that a bonnaroner in your pants?

Person 1: Oops ya I guess I got a little too excited...
by BrobiWan May 5, 2013
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bongathon

A marthon of phattie bong rips
Damn school was tight today, i just ditched and had a bongathon with the rest of the skeezers
by C Money April 29, 2004
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bongathon

A long-term endurance bong session. Involving misplaced machismo and one-upmanship much as in a drinking contest.
Although normally used just as a comical way of saying many many bongs were smoked. See mongathon.
1.Like see, we was smoking so much you could hardly see the squat door, for the bongathon!

2. Want to come over mine hobbit hole for unt bongathon Mavis?
by Hurnia January 1, 2007
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