Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.
The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.
It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.
The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.
It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.
The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"
Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".
Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".
Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
by tommyhaych October 5, 2006
Get the boltonmug. To receive the power and blessing of the voice of the great Michael Bolton. It has the effect of making some things juicier and easing headaches.
by skeevy December 18, 2013
Get the boltonizemug. a boltoner is a person that lives in bolton and thinks they are hard and 'tha shit', but really they are poor lowlife scum.
they try to act all cool but really they are just pathetic and shouldnt be allowed outside bolton/horwich area.
they try to act all cool but really they are just pathetic and shouldnt be allowed outside bolton/horwich area.
by john g November 10, 2004
Get the boltonermug. A Sexually act where as you and your partner are preparing for oral sex just as they open there mouth you yell "GET'CHA, GET'CHA, GET'CHA HEAD IN THE GAME" and push there face towards your genitalia
Man 1: Hey I heard you got head from that girl last night
Man 2: Yeah man i pull a Troy Bolton on her
Man 2: Yeah man i pull a Troy Bolton on her
by TheRedHood November 30, 2017
Get the Troy Boltonmug. by Hank the tank September 6, 2013
Get the Bolton Shufflemug. The act of one man crushing the facial region of a streeter with one blow, causing what can only be described as an inverted asshole. Which resembles a kid pushing his finger through a jelly-filled donut. The aftermath renders the streeter incapable of social society activities, therefore rendering his dickticular skills useless.
"Jeremiah gave Rick a punishing Bolton donut last night, we'll have to see him after the facial reconstruction surgery. His dickticular will never be the same."
by Hatinsteve November 5, 2012
Get the Bolton donutmug. by Sky December 26, 2003
Get the michael boltonmug.