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Booty Shark

A game where one person attempts to bite the butt of someone while walking up the stairs behind them. Usually the biter yells out "booty shark!" right before they attack.
He liked to play booty shark with his girlfriend before bed as they walked up the stairs.
by You'reGonnaNeedABiggerBooty August 9, 2016
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Bootybrows

The creases between a woman's booty and her legs. On an extremely sexy woman, bootybrows become fleek bootybrows.
by Trashharlot June 22, 2016
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half booty

Describing a certain amount of weed. The word deriving from hoods in Dayton, Ohio.
Bruh, hit yo weed man up. Tell em all I need is a half booty.
by 937Thot June 4, 2017
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bong booty

A hearty meal that was recommended to Alex of the YouTube channel, "I Hate Everything" by user Gurk Face
Wow Alex, think you're smart?? haha bitch zoella is much better than you cuz she has 10 mil and you have 1 fucking baby boo with goo in your diaper

also eat a bong booty
by spaceinspace January 31, 2017
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Howdy Booty Time

Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023
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Bootybrow

The creases between a woman's booty and her legs. On an extremely sexy woman bootybrows become fleek bootybrows.

Ps. Onision is a cuck
Guy 1: Damn that girl has some fine bootybrows.
Guy 2: If only she was Onision..

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: What?
by Batmansapprentice720 June 22, 2016
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Booty Balance

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
by Summerbees December 16, 2011
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