Boebert

A load of semen that has been deposited intranasally then hocked up and spit out or swallowed.

Gross! That looks like somebody's Boebert on the floor.

by Stmfitr February 19, 2021

Boebert

Verb - To fail at something thoroughly by having done something incredibly stupid.

"Damn it, Lauren, you used the wiper fluid while we're driving a convertible! You really boeberted."

"I boeberted my job interview. They asked what made me leave my last job and I said my boss was a fucking idiot."

by MrZeg October 14, 2021

Boebert

The shit you take after your first cup of coffee in the morning

"Boy was that a stinky Boebert"
"One minute, I'm finishing up my Boebert"

by DrJMontana June 15, 2022

boebert

Noun; Title given to individuals who exhibit behaviors of those regarded as pieces of human excrement.

“Did you see that guy just cut me off?”
“What a fuckin’ boebert, man.”

by The Smith. September 27, 2022

Boebert

Sexual activity performed in a theater audience setting. "Giving a boebert" refers specifically to a manual sex act (e.g. a hand job), however the act may include other boorish behavior including vaping, talking loudly, taking selfies, and general disruption.

The term originated from an incident in September, 2023, when CCTV security footage for Beetlejuice, The Musical allegedly show Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R, CO) engaging in heavy-petting with a male companion.

Shirley gave me a Boebert during the Tucson Theater production of 'Dear Evan Hansen'.

by SlimerAndTheRealGhostbusters September 21, 2023

Boebert

Boebert, also called Trichomoniasis is a common curable sexually transmitted infection and is usually treatable with a course of antibiotics. It is known for its pungent fishy odour. “The Boebert infection can be quite smelly,” says Minkin. “It’s a more pronounced fishy odour than bacterial vaginosis.”

It must be Boebert; I can smell that bitch from here.

I will never be able to go down on a woman again, not after that Beobert experience.

by JousterIII February 28, 2022

Boebert

When someone gives you a handjob in a theatre.

I didn't know he was interested until he gave me a Boebert.

by Ralphy My Boy September 16, 2023