Boebert

Sexual activity performed in a theater audience setting. "Giving a boebert" refers specifically to a manual sex act (e.g. a hand job), however the act may include other boorish behavior including vaping, talking loudly, taking selfies, and general disruption.

The term originated from an incident in September, 2023, when CCTV security footage for Beetlejuice, The Musical allegedly show Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R, CO) engaging in heavy-petting with a male companion.

Shirley gave me a Boebert during the Tucson Theater production of 'Dear Evan Hansen'.

by SlimerAndTheRealGhostbusters September 21, 2023

Boebert

Boebert, also called Trichomoniasis is a common curable sexually transmitted infection and is usually treatable with a course of antibiotics. It is known for its pungent fishy odour. “The Boebert infection can be quite smelly,” says Minkin. “It’s a more pronounced fishy odour than bacterial vaginosis.”

It must be Boebert; I can smell that bitch from here.

I will never be able to go down on a woman again, not after that Beobert experience.

by JousterIII February 28, 2022

Boebert

An over-the-pants-handy commonly performed in a public place.

To my surprise, I was boeberted during a matinee showing of Barbie with my Bible study date.

by Roth Gardner September 23, 2023

Boebert

When someone gives you a handjob in a theatre.

I didn't know he was interested until he gave me a Boebert.

by Ralphy My Boy September 16, 2023

Boebert

To cum into someone’s colostomy bag

Obviously they couldn’t have anal after the surgery so he boeberted her instead

by TJmaxal June 4, 2023

boebert

Verb

Giving a handjob in a public movie theater

Have you seen the way that chick boeberts? I can't believe she claims moral authority!

by DaDopestDope September 16, 2023

The Boebert

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023