Bobkation

Teh Coolerest persan. Also known as Janothon. The definition of dank

Wow that doge meme is Bobkation. Such Bobkation. I make very Bobkation memes.

by JJ The Freaking Jet Plane December 1, 2016

Boibortion

A shitty copypasta that is written like this:

"U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<"

U-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwend do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can I getsies a boibortion O////< c-can I pay my boinecologist with my boipuci >w<

by LordTwist13 November 14, 2021

BoBoTron

The worst possible brand.

Add a model number after BoBoTron for increased effect.

Man this fucking TV is BoBoTron, how much did you pay for this garbage?

Man this shit is BoBoTron 5000.

by Da_Nigga February 28, 2003

Bombortion

A bombed or failed abortion

Girl: Mom. I tried but it bombortioned

by Risscaris June 21, 2020

Bobertson

To abandon one's keyboard for a long period of time.

I gotta take a Bobertson, see you in a few hours.

by Cognitive Elite June 11, 2003

Obortion

Any abortion which takes place during Obama's reign of terror. Any abortion that can be attributed or linked to Obama's stance on partial birth abortion, stem cell research, or any late term abortion.

She got knocked up, and Obamacare came to the rescue by fully funding her Obortion.

by alchoholicanonymous April 7, 2015

brobortion

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.

Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)

by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011