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boobie swag

wow your mom has boobie swag!

WOW! your dad has boobie swag!
by ilovetities November 19, 2010
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Bobbi Sue

The best friend in the world. She will always have your back. She will always tell you what’s on her mind and I love her for that. She is a solid person and a very reliable friend. She has the prettiest eyes and hair. She’s beautiful in her own way. She’s very athletic and always shows her sporty side. She’s the kind of person who you can always count on to be there for you. She will stick with you through thick and thin. She is absolutely hilarious, and comes up with the best comebacks. She is the best person to spend time with. She will be your favorite person in the world from the moment you meet her. Any boy would be lucky to call her their girlfriend. She is so much fun to hang with at school events. She likes to joke, and is often very sarcastic. She is the best person in the world, and you’re life would be so boring without her in it. There’s so many other things to say about her that you just can’t put into words. I love you so much Bobbi Sue!
“Man, Bobbi Sue is the best person you will ever meet.”
by Magarooney13 June 12, 2019
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boobie smile

a creepy smile created by a person. eyes are in a large fixed position while smiling widely with teeth showing.
Annie showed us a pedo smile. Chris showed us a boobie smile.
by Ananaymous June 11, 2011
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Boobie spoons

-when you hang a spoon off of your nipple like you would do on your nose
-when your spooning with someone's boobies
-when your grasping a boob and eating applesauce with a spoon at the same time
-when a girls boob has an indent that looks like a spoon was implanted on it
-"Man, that chick has got some big boobie spoons!"
-Latifa is showing me dem boobies poons tonight fo sho
-that girl held that boobie spoon forever!
by G Funk Yo November 18, 2009
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Boobie Smoothie

When you suck on a girls boobs
Hey Jbird you tryin to get some boobie smoothies tonight
by JBIRD105 February 25, 2012
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boobie slap

To slap someone with one's boobs. Ususally only able to be done by women with larger tits.
Emma totally just boobie slapped Nolan while they were wrestling

He just accidentally got boobie slapped while fucking that chick

Go on boobie slap that bastard
by AngelFinn December 9, 2008
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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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