Bob Dole

Bob dole is a seamonster.
He lives in the 4-H pond.

Bob dole is slimy and green.
He will eat your boat.

by The Almighty Walrus March 14, 2009

Bob Dole

1. A traitor.

2. Whenever said person plays trouble in terrorist town, they are always traitor.

3. A politician.

4. He was in a Viagra commercial.

1. Jack, stop being sucha Bob Dole.

2. Golden Gun Bod, he's always the Traitor!

3. Bob Dole was in Congress.

4. Buy Viagra

by Nrich588 January 03, 2011

bob dole

a person who like to refer to himself in the third person, ran for president or sometin, was on the simpsons, snl, pepsi commerical, is pretty funny for an 82 year lod man

Where the hell are bob Doles pants-Bob Dole

bob dole needs to go to bob doles home and spend some quality time with bob doles wife-bob dole

Your Bob doles bitch-bob dole

by Vinnie Da Homeskillet January 14, 2005

BOB DOLE

Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.

I just joined the new Church of Bob Dole

by Jburns April 03, 2010

Bob Doles

Impotence; inability to get or sustain an erection. From former senator Bob Dole's admissions to erectile "difficulties" while commercial spokesman for Viagra.

I wanted to tap this hoochie yesterday but got the bob doles when I saw that hairy vag.

Or

I was so drunk I got the bob doles and couldn't perform.

by YupJimmy1 December 30, 2005

bob dole

Bod Dole is the man. He was in a Pepsi commercial at his age, for crying out loud! If he had been the president in '92, Clinton wouldn't have been screwing the interns and making a mockery of the American Presidency.

Bob Dole knows it, the American people should have known it. --SNL skit

by Big Vince May 15, 2005

bob dole

God, Bob Dole is the Dark Lord. When he perishes he will lay at rest for nine solemn days while the whole world shalt mourn and finally the Dark Lord will rise to power once again and cock-slap bill clintons hairy grandmother. Bob Dole is simply the man whom has almighty powers over the world. In short, Bob Dole is a scenile old coot who speaks in third person.

Bob Dole likes to eat Linzer Tarts Bob Dole Bob Dole.

by jar jar bates January 24, 2007