Ass Board Bitch

When a girl is so slutty, so whorish, so sickeningly loose that you have to strap a board to your ass when you fuck her just so you don't fall in.

Check her out, thats an ass board bitch if I ever saw one.

by DethbyNo February 7, 2010

Suck my board bitch

An beautifully phrased comeback uttered on the Instagram profile of the actor behind the Even character in the phenomenal Norwegian show Skam during an infight with an atrocious troll.

Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom

"Stick to snowboarding" - troll
"Suck my board bitch" - actor extraordinaire

by skamfan March 17, 2017

Barbitchsta

A barista that has had enough of your shit.

"Man, she was such a barbitchsta, I'm sure she spat in my drink."

by Golden0 September 11, 2016

Badbitchbifocalitis

A common disease in which n individual is attracted to a girl with glasses. To many people nerr girls are major turnons including me dawg.

Sam: Damn!! I seen Tiffany the other day and she was lookin bad!!
Mike: Tiffany with the glasses slime?
Sam: Yea dawg.
Mike: My g you caught a bad case of badbitchbifocalitis.

by KnowerdzPablo June 12, 2019

barditch

side of the road in west texas

texan #1: dude i need another beer and i gotta piss
texan girl: me too!
texan #2: alright! girls on one side of the barditch and boys on the other

by dustidarlene August 7, 2009

Badbitchbifocalitis

A condition where you are attracted to a women with glasses. Once you get this condition, there is no cure.

Sam: Damn!! I seen Tiffany the other day and she was lookin bad!!
Mike: Tiffany with the glasses slime?
Sam: Yea dawg.
Mike: My g you caught a bad case of badbitchbifocalitis.

by KnowerdzPablo June 13, 2019

badbitchwonpil

@badbitchwonpil is a kpop tiktoker who is currently by the name of @kimwonpilforchristmas

Do you know @badbitchwonpil?
Bitch duh!! She so funny

by wonpilwonpil December 21, 2020