boltonian

someone that lives in bolton

awiiight what do u call some that comes from bolton? boltonian-DUURR

by free! January 11, 2005

plutonian man

A man who comes from another planet; unlike Mars where most men come from and Venus where most women come from. These men don't subscribe to the typical man/woman dynamics in relationships and have unique belief systems and behavior practices regarding women and the courting relationship. In addition, they tend to not follow proven practices that work in any form regarding females, business or life in general and pave their own way. Most of the time, they cause a decent amount of chaos in the process of working towards a goal but inevitably reach the end goal successfully. They carve their own path in life and confuse everyone in the process causing many to adopt excessive drinking habits to cope with the confusion. These men do it the hard way, but their own way.

"Why is he making things so difficult? Oh, he must be a plutonian man!"

by Twinkie1 March 18, 2010

Plutonian

1. A person being from the planet Pluto.
2. The language spoken by those from Pluto.

Plutonians have been enemies of the Marsonians since the War...

by TheBloodyStarr March 11, 2004

Bostonian

A person who comes from, grew up in, or resides in Boston, Massachusetts. (No doubt they will be a huge Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots fan.)

The minute he told me to, "pahk my cah in Hahvahd yahd," I knew he was a Bostonian!

by Michelle Koz. September 16, 2006

Fake Bostonian

Someone who tries to pretend they're from Boston, but aren't. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that they're from Boston, and has a varying degree of a Boston accent (usually they drop their r's, but don't have the vowels right).

Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.

Person: Can you put this in the shopping caht?

Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.

by Bahstonian January 21, 2011

Bostonian

person who was born and grew up in Boston. Die Hard Sports fan from the Sox To the Bruins. Knows there way around the twists and turns of downtown. Has a knack for hating anything New York related. Sometimes might leave off an "r" or add "wicked" when speaking or put an "ie" in ur neighborhoods name and call it "Westie" or "Southie" and of course the MBTA is just the "T".

Mike had lived in boston since he was a boy, now having been there for most of his life he is no doubt a Bostonian for life.

by Boston Joe September 2, 2007

Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck

A sexual encounter, typically in public and typically between two males, wherein the couple frot (rub) against each other until one or both of the parties reach orgasm. Mutual hand Jobs are also acceptable, as long as the majority of the clothes stay on, the encounter happens in a secluded public place. Named after Boston, 'cause, really, what else are you gonna do there besides fuck and go to sporting events?

Gentleman A: I do say Wilberforce, you're looking rather dashing this evening

Gentleman B: Thank you Chauncey old bean, but it seems I have a rather urgent tumescence in my breeches, could I interest you in a Gentlemanly Bostonian Fuck?

Gentleman A: Why Wilberforce, that sounds smashing. Shall we rendezvous behind the azalea bushes? Wouldn't want the Mrs. to see, what?

Gentleman B: Topping, old bean, simply topping.

by Cushion da straight upholstery May 10, 2011