Bloomin Onion

when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.

Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"

by LaughingAboutBrentDick August 14, 2009

Bloomin' Onion

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.

I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!

by Tallahassee Tallboy August 11, 2017

Bloomin' Onion

Consists of three or more dicks on chat roulette

3 or more dicks on chat roulette resembling a bloomin' onion

by cletus McFlapjack April 17, 2010

Bloomin' Onion

An alternate name for an anal prolapse.

"I went to have anal with a gal in a taxi cab, but she had quite the bloomin' onion..."

by TheAnglerCh March 20, 2024